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reblogged from ringos-peaches
ringos-peaches: OMG I REMEMBER THIS Me too! I loved how they all learned an important life lesson at the end and shared a good laugh.

ringos-peaches:

OMG I REMEMBER THIS

Me too! I loved how they all learned an important life lesson at the end and shared a good laugh.


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Words Besides “Juicy” You Shouldn’t Wear Across Your Butt

* Gelatinous
* Oven fresh
* Pants me
* Your ad here
* Commando
* Leavenworth
* Over-pants
* Breezy
* Front
* Contains no real juice

(via ShoeboxBlog)

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Nice try, Ryu.

Nice try, Ryu.

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reblogged from gamefreaksnz
gamefreaksnz: 1 Billionth Scale Ion Model Of Enterprise-D | NERDESQUE This Starship Enterprise NCC-1701D of Star Trek was fabricated by Takayuki Hoshino & Shinji Matsui, in one-billionth scale by 30 kV Ga+ focused-ion- beam CVD using phenanthrene gas for the The 47th International Conference on Electron, Ion and Photon Beam Technology and Nanofabrication Bizarre/Beautiful Micrograph Contest back in 2003, which is the equivalent of a couple centuries in internet years, or 49 dog years for people who keep track of things in dog years. The model measures a mere 8.8 micrometers long. (There are 1000 micrometers in 1 millimeter) (Hits a bong) Dude, that’s like…really small… Whatever future species ends up ruling this planet in a million years is going to stumble across this and puzzle at why humans created these. “What purpose could they have for making very small models?” … “Had they found a way to shrink themselves?” It makes me smile to think of the time they’ll waste wondering at the time we waste.

gamefreaksnz:

1 Billionth Scale Ion Model Of Enterprise-D | NERDESQUE

This Starship Enterprise NCC-1701D of Star Trek was fabricated by Takayuki Hoshino & Shinji Matsui, in one-billionth scale by 30 kV Ga+ focused-ion- beam CVD using phenanthrene gas for the The 47th International Conference on Electron, Ion and Photon Beam Technology and Nanofabrication Bizarre/Beautiful Micrograph Contest back in 2003, which is the equivalent of a couple centuries in internet years, or 49 dog years for people who keep track of things in dog years. The model measures a mere 8.8 micrometers long. (There are 1000 micrometers in 1 millimeter)

(Hits a bong)

Dude, that’s like…really small…

Whatever future species ends up ruling this planet in a million years is going to stumble across this and puzzle at why humans created these. “What purpose could they have for making very small models?” … “Had they found a way to shrink themselves?” It makes me smile to think of the time they’ll waste wondering at the time we waste.


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reblogged from vizualize

vizualize:

The Power Gap (via DemosTV)

Sounds like Socialist mumbo-jumbo, if you ask me. “Power belongs to the people” … BAH! They wouldn’t know what to do with it. Give ME all the power and I’ll take care of the people. ;)

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True. (via vizualize)

True.

(via vizualize)


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That’s what she said.

That’s what she said.

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Internet Addict

Internet Addict


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Farrah Fawcett omission from Oscar Tribute was no mistake
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TV has it’s own opinion of Jay Leno.

TV has it’s own opinion of Jay Leno.