Fourth of July Events to Avoid
* 3-finger Freddy’s annual home fireworks display
* kegger at Eisenhower’s grave
* “stuff you killed yourself” cook-out
* Fireworks-free Pia Zadora Singalong!
* single family parades
* Pic-nits
* red, white and flu vaccinations
* Libertarian dodgeball tournament
* Amish barn raising
* family reunion at nudist camp
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