More Fourth of July Events to Avoid
* fireworks toss
* illegally-procured home-made fireworks extravaganza
* noontime hottub party in Kansas!
* Revolutionary War field hospital re-enactments
* vegan picnic with Stevie Nicks
* Party at Bernie Madoff’s new place
* 4th of July parade of soccer moms wearing visors and capri pants
* Paul Revere’s charity 5K in powdered wigs
* my father-in-law’s party on July 2nd because he insists that’s the real Independence Day
* Bin Laden’s Blast!
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