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themightyfoz:


Graph of the Day: Universal truth is universal.


OMG, YES!

themightyfoz:

Graph of the Day: Universal truth is universal.

OMG, YES!

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  1. lizdumler reblogged this from thedailywhat
  2. josephtsang reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I would prefer just to have a single strip in...middle signifying the area of overlap.
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  4. digitalistanga reblogged this from letsgodisco and added:
    Ez nálam is kurvára így van, legyen akármekkora a lány. Ágyméret változás nem segít. El kell fogadni a nők uralkodnak.
  5. isabella-vortex reblogged this from delacroix and added:
    __________ Me pasa lo mismo :(
  6. kissthegirl reblogged this from mechanicalhand
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  9. schmufflepuff reblogged this from wingedliberation and added:
    I unintentionally do this.
  10. wingedliberation reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Truth - and yes, this can start fights.
  11. lapizmina reblogged this from alongwaytogohome and added:
    Estem… bueno… ehm, yo…
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  20. iroha reblogged this from classics
  21. worthathousandwords reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    opposite for me! Hubby confiscates the majority of space in bed
  22. alligiorgi reblogged this from eatbonesandshitghosts
  23. welcomeapology reblogged this from classics and added:
    need to remakes this to say girl and dog’s side of the bed…. hehe
  24. brokenbeats reblogged this from classics
  25. allowaygrove reblogged this from adorablelife and added:
    This is so funny to me.
  26. adorablelife reblogged this from abcthatsme
  27. innocentserenity reblogged this from birdsthatsing
  28. mrcave reblogged this from myidentity and added:
    When we had a smaller bed,...could totally relate...this....
  29. supermanne reblogged this from classics
  30. flypaperairplanes reblogged this from classics and added:
    The inverse will be for me, though. Good luck, future wife.
  31. fazzyjae reblogged this from classics
  32. eatbonesandshitghosts reblogged this from classics
  33. classics reblogged this from thedailywhat
  34. myidentity reblogged this from delacroix and added:
    Same here. My husband accuses me of stealing blankets… to which I point out the only reason they’re on my side is...
  35. fuckyeahchristineschramm reblogged this from yourbeloved and added:
    I’m the male side since Jason likes to take up the whole damn bed. :(
  36. ambersquires reblogged this from whats-next and added:
    that seems about right in my bed.
  37. earnestlyhemingway reblogged this from pie0
  38. jonwithnoh reblogged this from dopechick39 and added:
    hahaha wow :) so true :P
  39. bernnyou reblogged this from yourbeloved
  40. ethanllewis reblogged this from whats-next and added:
    delacroix:thedailywhat:...You are the bedhog. not me. Im lucky if i can hold on the whole...
  41. anthropomorphism reblogged this from yourbeloved
  42. shutupayouface reblogged this from delacroix
  43. constantflux reblogged this from delacroix and added:
    THIS! this is my bed..
  44. blueintheface reblogged this from burnyourwings
  45. itskryst reblogged this from likelytofade
  46. birdsthatsing reblogged this from delacroix
  47. dopechick39 reblogged this from yourbeloved
  48. likelytofade reblogged this from delacroix and added:
    Day: Universal truth is universal....Looks about right.
  49. burnyourwings reblogged this from delacroix
  50. ourfinestmoment reblogged this from yourbeloved
  51. yourbeloved reblogged this from delacroix and added:
    ever get married, this is exactly what my husband will have to put up with. Sleeping in
  52. whats-next reblogged this from delacroix and added:
    Yea, my boyfriends totally the bed hog. Heheheee
  53. lovecolours reblogged this from delacroix and added:
    hahahha future ;D
  54. alaynainthesky reblogged this from delacroix and added:
    haha no, i stay in one spot…
  55. dogsoldier reblogged this from delacroix
  56. delacroix reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    exact opposite. He’s constantly either all over me or pushing me off the bed.
  57. iksentrik reblogged this from pie0 and added:
    not our fault you men keep moving away when we wana snuggle :P
  58. allnightavenue reblogged this from atticinabasement and added:
    pie0:thedailywhat: Graph of the Day: Universal truth is universal....I like to think that...
  59. merissalee reblogged this from pie0
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  62. hamletcan reblogged this from cosmicfriend
  63. jamiewillruletheworld reblogged this from driventolive and added:
    HAHAHA. Look at the legend at the bottom :p
  64. muthasniffinmiggy reblogged this from conniechiwa
  65. lgvs69 reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Una verdad universal !!!
  66. katejulieanne reblogged this from thedailywhat
  67. juliegirlie reblogged this from thedailywhat
  68. shany reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    For the record, I always stay on my own side...bed … even now when I have the whole bed to...
  69. skizymagoo reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    what it’s like when Koyangi sleeps with me. FOREAL.
  70. porpoleyn reblogged this from suchaprettylie
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  81. suchaprettylie reblogged this from chellibeans and added:
    My parents! HAHAAH
  82. cassrose1003 reblogged this from specialbunny
  83. jakajakarolina reblogged this from mercurialme
  84. deelux reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I can’t blame her, she’s just trying to give me a sleep hug.
  85. pinkbean reblogged this from pinkbee and added:
    i would agree with this.
  86. pullonthisthread reblogged this from nathanieljames
  87. amnysphere reblogged this from caseyneiba
  88. sararenee reblogged this from shoshie and added:
    Yes, I steal most of the bed too. It’s great.
  89. mattd reblogged this from thedailywhat
  90. blinkdontmissit reblogged this from ennuiprayer
  91. purplesquirrels reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    bahaha even though nic and i aren’t married this
  92. tagyumyum reblogged this from suplove
  93. catastrophicsmile reblogged this from headsicknotthick and added:
    awww hahaha i think this is well cute. i hog the covers and i roll over people thinking they’re pillows! I RUVV PIYYOWS!
  94. noyzpollution reblogged this from tappy and added:
    This is hilarious cos she will tell you the opposite.
  95. raniko reblogged this from chellibeans
  96. eclipsed reblogged this from thedailywhat
  97. chellibeans reblogged this from conniechiwa and added:
    hahahahaha!! opposite .. :P myBaby occupies much space than me! :P
  98. bdon reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  100. eltarta reblogged this from melamasica
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  103. myfojo reblogged this from poobah
  104. poobah reblogged this from blitherypoop and added:
    ••••• Looks simple enough to Billy — you’re just on the wrong side...the bed! —BP...
  105. ennuiprayer reblogged this from theycallmesin
  106. booniebluntz reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    and you know what. i love every inch...that corner. and i love every inch of my babygirl.
  107. krjfsrfb reblogged this from thedailywhat
  108. theycallmesin reblogged this from thedailywhat
  109. longbow1221 reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Day. Who actually owns the bed.
  110. ernielab reblogged this from aliexplainsitall and added:
    Yeah, pretty much.
  111. jlynaaliyah reblogged this from suplove
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  121. shoshie reblogged this from pinkbee
  122. pinkbee reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I would have to agree with this. Poor, poor Matt.
  123. conniechiwa reblogged this from jillhoneylet
  124. marladotdotstar reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    coming for @keremsedef
  125. pelleditalpa reblogged this from mumblemumblr
  126. procionegobbo reblogged this from tappy
  127. sevenfour reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    maybe now janelle will listen to me when i tell her this lol
  128. abr reblogged this from toscanoirriverente and added:
    … and what about cover’s and sheet’s position?
  129. happytwistedmuffinbearsunshine reblogged this from thedailywhat
  130. toscanoirriverente reblogged this from mumblemumblr and added:
    tappy:thedailywhat:
  131. mumblemumblr reblogged this from tappy
  132. shulster reblogged this from tappy and added:
    non si può eccepire.
  133. driventolive reblogged this from thedailywhat
  134. itscarissa reblogged this from anazephyr and added:
    HAHA! True true :))
  135. hurtle reblogged this from cheleboo
  136. blitherypoop reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    (thedailywhat) …not a wife, but… I’m guilty as hell
  137. ljkhere reblogged this from cathandy and added:
    Cept, the other way around… my poor wifey
  138. carolinemartin reblogged this from cassielynn and added:
    And this is why the boy should sleep next to the wall.
  139. cassielynn reblogged this from theycallmezulu
  140. mercurialme reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Flip this and reverse it. I have to hang a limb off...bed just to fit but to ask Zane the...
  141. ridgesantos7 reblogged this from thedailywhat
  142. emonerdcorp reblogged this from theycallmezulu and added:
    As long as I can be up against the wall I don’t care how much I get.
  143. pantalonesfuego reblogged this from babetron
  144. theycallmezulu reblogged this from vingtetoiles and added:
    Dear Future Husband, Take note. Love, Ashley
  145. raw-ky-breh reblogged this from steiv
  146. specialbunny reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    opposite. The boy takes up all the room and I am left with a little bit of bedspace.
  147. soundfades reblogged this from drakesizzle
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  149. adriango reblogged this from -theshit
  150. australblackbird reblogged this from cmonts
  151. tylerbourdet reblogged this from iamnodoctor and added:
    I don’t think so love.
  152. humdrumepoch reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I dont really know if this...true.. Its funny if you think of it :)).
  153. musadelirio reblogged this from livercake and added:
    Yo soy asi con el miguel, pero no pk sea acaparadora, sino que me pego mucho a el, el se arranca, y yo me vuelvo a...
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  158. vingtetoiles reblogged this from -theshit and added:
    Erik: “UGHH! That...totally true, totally true. God.” Smiles. (I like
  159. apaperknife reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Other way around, my friends.
  160. janeybop reblogged this from kdyldy
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  162. cathandy reblogged this from cheryldiana
  163. atribecalledjeff reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Tell me about it, how accurate
  164. -theshit reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    pretty much my night last night
  165. ryangibsonstewart reblogged this from themightyfoz and added:
    Switch it and reverse it, and it describes my bed perfectly. (Only my bedsheets are gray.)
  166. cheryldiana reblogged this from steiv
  167. lindsaydinkins reblogged this from nathanieljames and added:
    Switch “wife” with Josh. I love you sweetheart. ;-)
  168. cmonts reblogged this from livercake and added:
    Falso! Los hombres también siguen y arrinconan >_>
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  172. isthisthekrustykrab reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Thats what you get for marrying a fat chick.
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  181. jazz-your-self reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    This is also truth when it comes to me and Niki. I have actually FALLEN OUT...her bed. Or...
  182. sexyphreshh reblogged this from correen and added:
    Well, it’s kinda the other way around. =\
  183. wargriders reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  188. sardines4lunch reblogged this from motherloader and added:
    You are right, Michael. It is very much flopped for us on some nights!
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  195. correen reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    ahhaha reminds me
  196. iamnodoctor reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    @TylerBourdet :]
  197. sillyanababy reblogged this from thedailywhat
  198. in-meiner-welt reblogged this from ems
  199. egilbs reblogged this from fizgig1202
  200. coffeeandaknife reblogged this from thedailywhat
  201. kait-the-great reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    the opposite in my family.
  202. nickblackisadb reblogged this from thedailywhat
  203. crishhcrash reblogged this from thedailywhat
  204. drwhat reblogged this from cosmicfriend and added:
    I don’t get it. Is this your way of telling Cara that you’re married?
  205. hmyesok reblogged this from thedailywhat
  206. mamphy reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Dear The Daily What, While you are usually correct in most matters, this “universal”...I...
  207. xxcasie5xx reblogged this from thedailywhat
  208. helloimsiobhan reblogged this from thedailywhat
  209. throughbackyards reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    my life, except it’s...other way around and i’m not married.
  210. cosmicfriend reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    hopes of avoiding conflict.
  211. keessh reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Duh, what woman wants to sleep on part...a mattress. SHE DESERVES THE WHOLE THING! Boys,...
  212. girlwithamission reblogged this from aliexplainsitall and added:
    I’m going to have to disagree with this one. I am not married and the BF and I do have to sleep on a Full Bed, but he...
  213. programwitch reblogged this from thedailywhat
  214. rexbarrett reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    FACT in my house.
  215. stuartbyeah reblogged this from ems and added:
    Replace wife with girlfriend and this
  216. teejayhanton reblogged this from themightyfoz and added:
    Graph of the Day: Universal truth is universal.
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  219. yeahhchristinee reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    hahahaha. aleee likes this onee.
  220. sandrags reblogged this from thedailywhat
  221. mechanicalhand reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    LMAO this is so true, except reverse the “where she sleeps” to “where he sleeps”. i can’t count how many times i’ve...
  222. bonjoursarah reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  226. peekadora reblogged this from fizgig1202 and added:
    Story of our life together. Down to the side.
  227. saveitforthejudge reblogged this from thedailywhat
  228. murphislaw reblogged this from clemenceau and added:
    I am not this way surprisingly! I stay in one area allll night. hahaha
  229. candlelitdreams reblogged this from middleclassexplosion
  230. fizgig1202 reblogged this from thedailywhat
  231. clemenceau reblogged this from cammieee and added:
    I need a lot of room okay!!!?!!?
  232. flatguy reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  235. lestrangee reblogged this from eponinethenardier and added:
    jenn speaks the truth, totally reversed!
  236. streetsofgold reblogged this from thedailywhat
  237. jou reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Yep, I usually wake up almost falling off
  238. kristieb reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    definitely true in our house.
  239. jo--c reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  241. ltlym reblogged this from thedailywhat
  242. nathanieljames reblogged this from ems
  243. sharpiescanfly reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I find this to be untrue.
  244. abcthatsme reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    100 percent true
  245. hoeyoujustmad reblogged this from thedailywhat
  246. ems reblogged this from lladnekeilatan and added:
    thedailywhat: Graph
  247. lladnekeilatan reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    the complete opposite of what happens in my relationship, lemme tell ya.
  248. thereisalwayshope reblogged this from thedailywhat
  249. lifewithliz reblogged this from aliexplainsitall
  250. bonjourfille reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    so adorable, tbh.
  251. headsicknotthick reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    my boyfriend takes up
  252. kissingstars reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    NOPE! not if your bf...about twice your size! love you babe
  253. cammieee reblogged this from allisonora
  254. giannii reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I hope this never happens to me. ha
  255. princessl reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    also known as why i don’t do sleepovers.
  256. queenbo reblogged this from thedailywhat
  257. jkelske reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Note: also applies to Girlfriend’s…
  258. ifilikeityoulikeit reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    so true. I’m not married so it’s not “wife”, but yeah I more or less hung the wall when I sleep so she can have room....
  259. melamasica reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    SOOO TRUE JAJAJAJAJ
  260. babetron reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    perfect for mark and I lol
  261. caseyneiba reblogged this from thedailywhat
  262. littleorphanammo reblogged this from mercurypdx and added:
    Is it weird that I don’t actually have a side of the bed, I switch all the time? What does that foretell? I do do the...
  263. mmmmilk reblogged this from thedailywhat
  264. laughinglikeachoirgirl reblogged this from thedailywhat
  265. cchugg reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I feel like this...exactly what I do to Bert sometimes, except last time we slept, he...
  266. rambutan reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    i am like this. it’s pretty bad - i pity...person who has to sleep with me
  267. gloryboxxx reblogged this from adrivee
  268. dance06always reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    sooo me and my man
  269. thegirlwithbluehair reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I am admittedly so guilty
  270. aliexplainsitall reblogged this from thedailywhat
  271. mercurypdx reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Replace “wife’s” with “dog’s” and you have my household down. Somebody starts curled up in a teeny-tiny ball that...
  272. pearapple reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    nick and i aren’t married, but this...totally true. then i wake up before him and he ends...
  273. adrivee reblogged this from thedailywhat
  274. krissyindasky reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    en mi caso sería al contrario
  275. marinicolau reblogged this from thedailywhat
  276. middleclassexplosion reblogged this from abigbluesea
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  280. janumary reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Oh, I call Bullshit on this one. Reverse the genders here and you have my sliver...bed vs....
  281. bewildered reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    lol bitches be sprawlin’
  282. lightwriter reblogged this from thedailywhat
  283. atmosphericpressure reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    hey baby, this remind you
  284. letsgodisco reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    ennek nincsenek gyerekei???
  285. chrisreezy reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    an accurate graph…just ask dasia, lol.
  286. motherloader reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I think it’s actually flip flopped for me and my girlfriend
  287. jmariiiiie reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    always warmer than mine ahaha
  288. eponinethenardier reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Men take up way more room on...bed than women do! This
  289. danigaga reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I do this to my best friend every time we have sleepovers. Woooooopzzzz.
  290. celebratingwithwine reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  292. abigbluesea reblogged this from middleclassexplosion and added:
    The little tiny edge part? THAT’S MY FUCKING “SIDE” YOU BITCH. :]
  293. cmichon reblogged this from thedailywhat
  294. middleclassexplosion reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
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