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reblogged from thedailywhat
themightyfoz:


Graph of the Day: Universal truth is universal.


OMG, YES!

themightyfoz:

Graph of the Day: Universal truth is universal.

OMG, YES!

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  1. josephtsang reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I would prefer just to have a single strip in...middle signifying the area of overlap.
  2. kindasortanot reblogged this from thedailywhat
  3. digitalistanga reblogged this from letsgodisco and added:
    Ez nálam is kurvára így van, legyen akármekkora a lány. Ágyméret változás nem segít. El kell fogadni a nők uralkodnak.
  4. isabella-vortex reblogged this from delacroix and added:
    __________ Me pasa lo mismo :(
  5. kissthegirl reblogged this from mechanicalhand
  6. 14d36i reblogged this from polworld
  7. polworld reblogged this from monicagellerb
  8. schmufflepuff reblogged this from wingedliberation and added:
    I unintentionally do this.
  9. wingedliberation reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Truth - and yes, this can start fights.
  10. lapizmina reblogged this from alongwaytogohome and added:
    Estem… bueno… ehm, yo…
  11. alongwaytogohome reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  13. krissymissy reblogged this from itskryst
  14. possiblesideeffects reblogged this from yourbeloved
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  20. worthathousandwords reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    opposite for me! Hubby confiscates the majority of space in bed
  21. alligiorgi reblogged this from eatbonesandshitghosts
  22. welcomeapology reblogged this from classics and added:
    need to remakes this to say girl and dog’s side of the bed…. hehe
  23. brokenbeats reblogged this from classics
  24. wretchedclosets reblogged this from adorablelife and added:
    This is so funny to me.
  25. adorablelife reblogged this from abcthatsme
  26. innocentserenity reblogged this from birdsthatsing
  27. mrcave reblogged this from myidentity and added:
    When we had a smaller bed,...could totally relate...this....
  28. supermanne reblogged this from classics
  29. flypaperairplanes reblogged this from classics and added:
    The inverse will be for me, though. Good luck, future wife.
  30. fazzyjae reblogged this from classics
  31. eatbonesandshitghosts reblogged this from classics
  32. classics reblogged this from thedailywhat
  33. myidentity reblogged this from delacroix and added:
    Same here. My husband accuses me of stealing blankets… to which I point out the only reason they’re on my side is...
  34. fuckyeahchristineschramm reblogged this from yourbeloved and added:
    I’m the male side since Jason likes to take up the whole damn bed. :(
  35. ambersquires reblogged this from whats-next and added:
    that seems about right in my bed.
  36. earnestlyhemingway reblogged this from pie0
  37. jonwithnoh reblogged this from dopechick39 and added:
    hahaha wow :) so true :P
  38. bernnyou reblogged this from yourbeloved
  39. ethanllewis reblogged this from whats-next and added:
    delacroix:thedailywhat:...You are the bedhog. not me. Im lucky if i can hold on the whole...
  40. anthropomorphism reblogged this from yourbeloved
  41. shutupayouface reblogged this from delacroix
  42. constantflux reblogged this from delacroix and added:
    THIS! this is my bed..
  43. blueintheface reblogged this from burnyourwings
  44. itskryst reblogged this from likelytofade
  45. birdsthatsing reblogged this from delacroix
  46. dopechick39 reblogged this from yourbeloved
  47. likelytofade reblogged this from delacroix and added:
    Day: Universal truth is universal....Looks about right.
  48. burnyourwings reblogged this from delacroix
  49. ourfinestmoment reblogged this from yourbeloved
  50. yourbeloved reblogged this from delacroix and added:
    ever get married, this is exactly what my husband will have to put up with. Sleeping in
  51. whats-next reblogged this from delacroix and added:
    Yea, my boyfriends totally the bed hog. Heheheee
  52. lovecolours reblogged this from delacroix and added:
    hahahha future ;D
  53. alaynamikel reblogged this from delacroix and added:
    haha no, i stay in one spot…
  54. gumbyyy reblogged this from delacroix
  55. delacroix reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    exact opposite. He’s constantly either all over me or pushing me off the bed.
  56. iksentrik reblogged this from pie0 and added:
    not our fault you men keep moving away when we wana snuggle :P
  57. allnightavenue reblogged this from atticinabasement and added:
    pie0:thedailywhat: Graph of the Day: Universal truth is universal....I like to think that...
  58. merissalee reblogged this from pie0
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  60. pie0 reblogged this from thedailywhat
  61. hamletcan reblogged this from cosmicfriend
  62. jamiewillruletheworld reblogged this from driventolove and added:
    HAHAHA. Look at the legend at the bottom :p
  63. muthasniffinmiggy reblogged this from conniechiwa
  64. lgvs69 reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Una verdad universal !!!
  65. katejulieanne reblogged this from thedailywhat
  66. juliegirlie reblogged this from thedailywhat
  67. shany reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    For the record, I always stay on my own side...bed … even now when I have the whole bed to...
  68. skizymagoo reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    what it’s like when Koyangi sleeps with me. FOREAL.
  69. porpoleyn reblogged this from suchaprettylie
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  80. suchaprettylie reblogged this from chellibeans and added:
    My parents! HAHAAH
  81. cassiesspot reblogged this from specialbunny
  82. jakajakarolina reblogged this from mercurialme
  83. deelux reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I can’t blame her, she’s just trying to give me a sleep hug.
  84. pinkbean reblogged this from pinkbee and added:
    i would agree with this.
  85. pullonthisthread reblogged this from nathanieljames
  86. amnysphere reblogged this from caseyneiba
  87. sararenee reblogged this from shoshie and added:
    Yes, I steal most of the bed too. It’s great.
  88. mattd reblogged this from thedailywhat
  89. blinkdontmissit reblogged this from ennuiprayer
  90. purplesquirrels reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    bahaha even though nic and i aren’t married this
  91. tagyumyum reblogged this from suplove
  92. catastrophicsmile reblogged this from headsicknotthick and added:
    awww hahaha i think this is well cute. i hog the covers and i roll over people thinking they’re pillows! I RUVV PIYYOWS!
  93. noyzpollution reblogged this from tappy and added:
    This is hilarious cos she will tell you the opposite.
  94. filjander reblogged this from emmanuelnegro
  95. raniko reblogged this from chellibeans
  96. eclipsed reblogged this from thedailywhat
  97. chellibeans reblogged this from conniechiwa and added:
    hahahahaha!! opposite .. :P myBaby occupies much space than me! :P
  98. bdon reblogged this from thedailywhat
  99. mafere reblogged this from eltarta
  100. eltarta reblogged this from melamasica
  101. pal reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  103. myfojo reblogged this from poobah
  104. poobah reblogged this from blitherypoop and added:
    ••••• Looks simple enough to Billy — you’re just on the wrong side...the bed! —BP...
  105. ennuiprayer reblogged this from theycallmesin
  106. booniebluntz reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    and you know what. i love every inch...that corner. and i love every inch of my babygirl.
  107. krjfsrfb reblogged this from thedailywhat
  108. theycallmesin reblogged this from thedailywhat
  109. longbow1221 reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Day. Who actually owns the bed.
  110. ernielab reblogged this from aliexplainsitall and added:
    Yeah, pretty much.
  111. xjsoul reblogged this from suplove
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  120. outofnaija reblogged this from thedailywhat
  121. jenndube reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    pretty accurate. Just need a graph on how many blankets I steal each night.
  122. shoshie reblogged this from pinkbee
  123. pinkbee reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I would have to agree with this. Poor, poor Matt.
  124. conniechiwa reblogged this from jillhoneylet
  125. marladotdotstar reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    coming for @keremsedef
  126. pelleditalpa reblogged this from mumblemumblr
  127. procionegobbo reblogged this from tappy
  128. sevenfour reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    maybe now janelle will listen to me when i tell her this lol
  129. emmanuelnegro reblogged this from tappy
  130. abr reblogged this from toscanoirriverente and added:
    … and what about cover’s and sheet’s position?
  131. happytwistedmuffinbearsunshine reblogged this from thedailywhat
  132. toscanoirriverente reblogged this from mumblemumblr and added:
    tappy:thedailywhat:
  133. mumblemumblr reblogged this from tappy
  134. shulster reblogged this from tappy and added:
    non si può eccepire.
  135. adamndiana reblogged this from driventolove
  136. driventolove reblogged this from thedailywhat
  137. itscarissa reblogged this from anazephyr and added:
    HAHA! True true :))
  138. hurtle reblogged this from cheleboo
  139. blitherypoop reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    (thedailywhat) …not a wife, but… I’m guilty as hell
  140. ljkhere reblogged this from cathandy and added:
    Cept, the other way around… my poor wifey
  141. carolinemartin reblogged this from cassielynn and added:
    And this is why the boy should sleep next to the wall.
  142. cassielynn reblogged this from theycallmezulu
  143. mercurialme reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Flip this and reverse it. I have to hang a limb off...bed just to fit but to ask Zane the...
  144. ridgesantos7 reblogged this from thedailywhat
  145. emonerdcorp reblogged this from theycallmezulu and added:
    As long as I can be up against the wall I don’t care how much I get.
  146. pantalonesfuego reblogged this from babetron
  147. theycallmezulu reblogged this from vingtetoiles and added:
    Dear Future Husband, Take note. Love, Ashley
  148. raw-ky-breh reblogged this from steiv
  149. specialbunny reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    opposite. The boy takes up all the room and I am left with a little bit of bedspace.
  150. soundfades reblogged this from drakesizzle
  151. drakesizzle reblogged this from thedailywhat
  152. adriango reblogged this from -theshit
  153. australblackbird reblogged this from cmonts
  154. tylerbourdet reblogged this from iamnodoctor and added:
    I don’t think so love.
  155. knreernagk reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I dont really know if this...true.. Its funny if you think of it :)).
  156. musadelirio reblogged this from livercake and added:
    Yo soy asi con el miguel, pero no pk sea acaparadora, sino que me pego mucho a el, el se arranca, y yo me vuelvo a...
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  161. vingtetoiles reblogged this from -theshit and added:
    Erik: “UGHH! That...totally true, totally true. God.” Smiles. (I like
  162. apaperknife reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Other way around, my friends.
  163. janeybop reblogged this from kdyldy
  164. duylam reblogged this from thedailywhat
  165. cathandy reblogged this from cheryldiana
  166. atribecalledjeff reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Tell me about it, how accurate
  167. -theshit reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    pretty much my night last night
  168. ryangibsonstewart reblogged this from themightyfoz and added:
    Switch it and reverse it, and it describes my bed perfectly. (Only my bedsheets are gray.)
  169. cheryldiana reblogged this from steiv
  170. lindsaydinkins reblogged this from nathanieljames and added:
    Switch “wife” with Josh. I love you sweetheart. ;-)
  171. cmonts reblogged this from livercake and added:
    Falso! Los hombres también siguen y arrinconan >_>
  172. mahouteki reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  174. nirak reblogged this from dannyliberty and added:
    You know why this is? Because in the middle of the night, SOMEONE (not saying who, lets call person A) starts pulling...
  175. inretrospectt reblogged this from thedailywhat
  176. isthisthekrustykrab reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Thats what you get for marrying a fat chick.
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  185. jazz-your-self reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    This is also truth when it comes to me and Niki. I have actually FALLEN OUT...her bed. Or...
  186. sexyphreshh reblogged this from correen and added:
    Well, it’s kinda the other way around. =\
  187. wargriders reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  192. sardines4lunch reblogged this from motherloader and added:
    You are right, Michael. It is very much flopped for us on some nights!
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  199. correen reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    ahhaha reminds me
  200. iamnodoctor reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    @TylerBourdet :]
  201. sillyanababy reblogged this from thedailywhat
  202. in-meiner-welt reblogged this from ems
  203. egilbs reblogged this from fizgig1202
  204. coffeeandaknife reblogged this from thedailywhat
  205. kait-the-great reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    the opposite in my family.
  206. nickblackisadb reblogged this from thedailywhat
  207. crishhcrash reblogged this from thedailywhat
  208. drwhat reblogged this from cosmicfriend and added:
    I don’t get it. Is this your way of telling Cara that you’re married?
  209. hmyesok reblogged this from thedailywhat
  210. mamphy reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Dear The Daily What, While you are usually correct in most matters, this “universal”...I...
  211. xxcasie5xx reblogged this from thedailywhat
  212. helloimsiobhan reblogged this from thedailywhat
  213. throughbackyards reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    my life, except it’s...other way around and i’m not married.
  214. cosmicfriend reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    hopes of avoiding conflict.
  215. keessh reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Duh, what woman wants to sleep on part...a mattress. SHE DESERVES THE WHOLE THING! Boys,...
  216. girlwithamission reblogged this from aliexplainsitall and added:
    I’m going to have to disagree with this one. I am not married and the BF and I do have to sleep on a Full Bed, but he...
  217. programwitch reblogged this from thedailywhat
  218. rexbarrett reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    FACT in my house.
  219. pickupyourfeeet reblogged this from ems and added:
    Replace wife with girlfriend and this
  220. teejayhanton reblogged this from themightyfoz and added:
    Graph of the Day: Universal truth is universal.
  221. clenth reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  223. christieduhh reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    hahahaha. aleee likes this onee.
  224. sandrags reblogged this from thedailywhat
  225. mechanicalhand reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    LMAO this is so true, except reverse the “where she sleeps” to “where he sleeps”. i can’t count how many times i’ve...
  226. bonjoursarah reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  230. peekadora reblogged this from fizgig1202 and added:
    Story of our life together. Down to the side.
  231. saveitforthejudge reblogged this from thedailywhat
  232. murphislaw reblogged this from clemenceau and added:
    I am not this way surprisingly! I stay in one area allll night. hahaha
  233. candlelitdreams reblogged this from middleclassexplosion
  234. fizgig1202 reblogged this from thedailywhat
  235. clemenceau reblogged this from cammieee and added:
    I need a lot of room okay!!!?!!?
  236. flatguy reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  239. lestrangee reblogged this from eponinethenardier and added:
    jenn speaks the truth, totally reversed!
  240. savannahsweatman reblogged this from thedailywhat
  241. jou reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Yep, I usually wake up almost falling off
  242. kristieb reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    definitely true in our house.
  243. jo--c reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  245. ltlym reblogged this from thedailywhat
  246. nathanieljames reblogged this from ems
  247. sharpiescanfly reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I find this to be untrue.
  248. abcthatsme reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    100 percent true
  249. hoeyoujustmad reblogged this from thedailywhat
  250. ems reblogged this from lladnekeilatan and added:
    thedailywhat: Graph
  251. lladnekeilatan reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    the complete opposite of what happens in my relationship, lemme tell ya.
  252. thereisalwayshope reblogged this from thedailywhat
  253. lifewithliz reblogged this from aliexplainsitall
  254. bonjourfille reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    so adorable, tbh.
  255. headsicknotthick reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    my boyfriend takes up
  256. kissingstars reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    NOPE! not if your bf...about twice your size! love you babe
  257. cammieee reblogged this from allisonora
  258. giannii reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I hope this never happens to me. ha
  259. princessl reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    also known as why i don’t do sleepovers.
  260. queenbo reblogged this from thedailywhat
  261. jkelske reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Note: also applies to Girlfriend’s…
  262. ifilikeityoulikeit reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    so true. I’m not married so it’s not “wife”, but yeah I more or less hung the wall when I sleep so she can have room....
  263. melamasica reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    SOOO TRUE JAJAJAJAJ
  264. babetron reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    perfect for mark and I lol
  265. caseyneiba reblogged this from thedailywhat
  266. littleorphanammo reblogged this from mercurypdx and added:
    Is it weird that I don’t actually have a side of the bed, I switch all the time? What does that foretell? I do do the...
  267. sablerichard reblogged this from thedailywhat
  268. laughinglikeachoirgirl reblogged this from thedailywhat
  269. cchugg reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I feel like this...exactly what I do to Bert sometimes, except last time we slept, he...
  270. rambutan reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    i am like this. it’s pretty bad - i pity...person who has to sleep with me
  271. gloryboxxx reblogged this from adrivee
  272. dance06always reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    sooo me and my man
  273. thegirlwithbluehair reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I am admittedly so guilty
  274. aliexplainsitall reblogged this from thedailywhat
  275. mercurypdx reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Replace “wife’s” with “dog’s” and you have my household down. Somebody starts curled up in a teeny-tiny ball that...
  276. pearapple reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    nick and i aren’t married, but this...totally true. then i wake up before him and he ends...
  277. adrivee reblogged this from thedailywhat
  278. krissyindasky reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    en mi caso sería al contrario
  279. marinicolau reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  284. janumary reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Oh, I call Bullshit on this one. Reverse the genders here and you have my sliver...bed vs....
  285. bewildered reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    lol bitches be sprawlin’
  286. lightwriter reblogged this from thedailywhat
  287. thethingsicouldneversay reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    hey baby, this remind you
  288. letsgodisco reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    ennek nincsenek gyerekei???
  289. chrisreezy reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    an accurate graph…just ask dasia, lol.
  290. motherloader reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I think it’s actually flip flopped for me and my girlfriend
  291. jmariiiiie reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    always warmer than mine ahaha
  292. eponinethenardier reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Men take up way more room on...bed than women do! This
  293. danigaga reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I do this to my best friend every time we have sleepovers. Woooooopzzzz.
  294. celebratingwithwine reblogged this from thedailywhat
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  296. abigbluesea reblogged this from middleclassexplosion and added:
    The little tiny edge part? THAT’S MY FUCKING “SIDE” YOU BITCH. :]
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  298. middleclassexplosion reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
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