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I'm in Fairfax, VA. I'm a dad, traveler, and geek. I'm really just this guy, you know?


I would prefer just to have a single strip in...middle signifying the area of overlap.
Ez nálam is kurvára így van, legyen akármekkora a lány. Ágyméret változás nem segít. El kell fogadni a nők uralkodnak.
__________ Me pasa lo mismo :(
I unintentionally do this.
Truth - and yes, this can start fights.
Estem… bueno… ehm, yo…
opposite for me! Hubby confiscates the majority of space in bed
need to remakes this to say girl and dog’s side of the bed…. hehe
This is so funny to me.
When we had a smaller bed,...could totally relate...this....
The inverse will be for me, though. Good luck, future wife.
Same here. My husband accuses me of stealing blankets… to which I point out the only reason they’re on my side is...
I’m the male side since Jason likes to take up the whole damn bed. :(
that seems about right in my bed.
hahaha wow :) so true :P
delacroix:thedailywhat:...You are the bedhog. not me. Im lucky if i can hold on the whole...
THIS! this is my bed..
Day: Universal truth is universal....Looks about right.
ever get married, this is exactly what my husband will have to put up with. Sleeping in
Yea, my boyfriends totally the bed hog. Heheheee
hahahha future ;D
haha no, i stay in one spot…
exact opposite. He’s constantly either all over me or pushing me off the bed.
not our fault you men keep moving away when we wana snuggle :P
pie0:thedailywhat: Graph of the Day: Universal truth is universal....I like to think that...
HAHAHA. Look at the legend at the bottom :p
Una verdad universal !!!
For the record, I always stay on my own side...bed … even now when I have the whole bed to...
what it’s like when Koyangi sleeps with me. FOREAL.
My parents! HAHAAH
I can’t blame her, she’s just trying to give me a sleep hug.
i would agree with this.
Yes, I steal most of the bed too. It’s great.
bahaha even though nic and i aren’t married this
awww hahaha i think this is well cute. i hog the covers and i roll over people thinking they’re pillows! I RUVV PIYYOWS!
This is hilarious cos she will tell you the opposite.
hahahahaha!! opposite .. :P myBaby occupies much space than me! :P
••••• Looks simple enough to Billy — you’re just on the wrong side...the bed! —BP...
and you know what. i love every inch...that corner. and i love every inch of my babygirl.
Day. Who actually owns the bed.
Yeah, pretty much.
pretty accurate. Just need a graph on how many blankets I steal each night.
I would have to agree with this. Poor, poor Matt.
coming for @keremsedef
maybe now janelle will listen to me when i tell her this lol
… and what about cover’s and sheet’s position?
tappy:thedailywhat:
non si può eccepire.
HAHA! True true :))
(thedailywhat) …not a wife, but… I’m guilty as hell
Cept, the other way around… my poor wifey
And this is why the boy should sleep next to the wall.
Flip this and reverse it. I have to hang a limb off...bed just to fit but to ask Zane the...
As long as I can be up against the wall I don’t care how much I get.
Dear Future Husband, Take note. Love, Ashley
opposite. The boy takes up all the room and I am left with a little bit of bedspace.
I don’t think so love.
I dont really know if this...true.. Its funny if you think of it :)).
Yo soy asi con el miguel, pero no pk sea acaparadora, sino que me pego mucho a el, el se arranca, y yo me vuelvo a...
Erik: “UGHH! That...totally true, totally true. God.” Smiles. (I like
Other way around, my friends.
Tell me about it, how accurate
pretty much my night last night
Switch it and reverse it, and it describes my bed perfectly. (Only my bedsheets are gray.)
Switch “wife” with Josh. I love you sweetheart. ;-)
Falso! Los hombres también siguen y arrinconan >_>
You know why this is? Because in the middle of the night, SOMEONE (not saying who, lets call person A) starts pulling...
Thats what you get for marrying a fat chick.
This is also truth when it comes to me and Niki. I have actually FALLEN OUT...her bed. Or...
Well, it’s kinda the other way around. =\
You are right, Michael. It is very much flopped for us on some nights!
ahhaha reminds me
@TylerBourdet :]
the opposite in my family.
I don’t get it. Is this your way of telling Cara that you’re married?
Dear The Daily What, While you are usually correct in most matters, this “universal”...I...
my life, except it’s...other way around and i’m not married.
hopes of avoiding conflict.
Duh, what woman wants to sleep on part...a mattress. SHE DESERVES THE WHOLE THING! Boys,...
I’m going to have to disagree with this one. I am not married and the BF and I do have to sleep on a Full Bed, but he...
Replace wife with girlfriend and this
Graph of the Day: Universal truth is universal.
hahahaha. aleee likes this onee.
LMAO this is so true, except reverse the “where she sleeps” to “where he sleeps”. i can’t count how many times i’ve...
Story of our life together. Down to the side.
I am not this way surprisingly! I stay in one area allll night. hahaha
I need a lot of room okay!!!?!!?
jenn speaks the truth, totally reversed!
Yep, I usually wake up almost falling off
definitely true in our house.
I find this to be untrue.
100 percent true
thedailywhat: Graph
the complete opposite of what happens in my relationship, lemme tell ya.
so adorable, tbh.
my boyfriend takes up
NOPE! not if your bf...about twice your size! love you babe
I hope this never happens to me. ha
also known as why i don’t do sleepovers.
Note: also applies to Girlfriend’s…
so true. I’m not married so it’s not “wife”, but yeah I more or less hung the wall when I sleep so she can have room....
SOOO TRUE JAJAJAJAJ
perfect for mark and I lol
Is it weird that I don’t actually have a side of the bed, I switch all the time? What does that foretell? I do do the...
I feel like this...exactly what I do to Bert sometimes, except last time we slept, he...
i am like this. it’s pretty bad - i pity...person who has to sleep with me
sooo me and my man
I am admittedly so guilty
Replace “wife’s” with “dog’s” and you have my household down. Somebody starts curled up in a teeny-tiny ball that...
nick and i aren’t married, but this...totally true. then i wake up before him and he ends...
Oh, I call Bullshit on this one. Reverse the genders here and you have my sliver...bed vs....
lol bitches be sprawlin’
hey baby, this remind you
ennek nincsenek gyerekei???
an accurate graph…just ask dasia, lol.
I think it’s actually flip flopped for me and my girlfriend
always warmer than mine ahaha
Men take up way more room on...bed than women do! This
I do this to my best friend every time we have sleepovers. Woooooopzzzz.
The little tiny edge part? THAT’S MY FUCKING “SIDE” YOU BITCH. :]
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.