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I'm in Fairfax, VA. I'm a dad, traveler, and geek. I'm really just this guy, you know?


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I received a spam message with the following subject:

“Wow! Your penis is unique!” Isn’t that what you just love to hear?

I gotta tell you … no. Pretty much anytime somebody describes something as “unique” … they don’t mean it in a good way. “Wow, you have a very … unique … singing voice.” Or, “your blind date? She’s um … very unique looking.”

No thanks, not interested in whatever boner pills you’re selling, thankyouverymuch.