I’m in Fairfax, VA. I’m a dad, traveler, and geek. I’m really just this guy, you know?Tumblr (3.0; @teejayhanton)http://tj.hanton.net/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o_QePidL750&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o_QePidL750&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/456699446/my-moms-on-facebook" target="_blank">barelysarcasm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My Mom’s on Facebook.</p> </blockquote>http://tj.hanton.net/post/457006126http://tj.hanton.net/post/457006126Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:04:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzhk9osooC1qa4ygxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahslightlyamusing.tumblr.com/post/456894458/what-users-do-when-they-press-shuffle-on-their" target="_blank">fuckyeahslightlyamusing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(<a href="http://graphjam.com/2010/03/18/funny-graphs-shuffle-player/" target="_blank">What users do when they press ’shuffle’ on their mp3 player</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>Guilty.</p>http://tj.hanton.net/post/456961964http://tj.hanton.net/post/456961964Thu, 18 Mar 2010 13:33:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzggh7kPkF1qz77hgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://onemoretimewithfeeling.tumblr.com/post/455654458/via-www-lukesurl-com" target="_blank">onemoretimewithfeeling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>via <a href="http://www.lukesurl.com" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.lukesurl.com" target="_blank">www.lukesurl.com</a></a></p> </blockquote>http://tj.hanton.net/post/456581218http://tj.hanton.net/post/456581218Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:01:52 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzfs1cKUH31qz8vt6o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW - “Have a Magical St. Patrick’s Day!” edition</p>http://tj.hanton.net/post/454789773http://tj.hanton.net/post/454789773Wed, 17 Mar 2010 13:55:50 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzf5qh25tl1qz6ve2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://danielholter.tumblr.com/post/454684364/exalen-peterclark-what-if-its-a-big-hoax-and" target="_blank">danielholter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://exalen.tumblr.com/post/454138694" target="_blank">exalen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://blog.omgponi.es/post/454128569/what-if-its-a-big-hoax-and-we-created-a-better" target="_blank">peterclark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what if its a big hoax and we created a better world for nothing?</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Yeah! What if?</p>http://tj.hanton.net/post/454747049http://tj.hanton.net/post/454747049Wed, 17 Mar 2010 13:24:50 -0400<a href="http://cutmp3.net/">CutMP3.net</a>: <p>Make a ringtone or cut a portion of an MP3 … online. Sweet!</p>http://tj.hanton.net/post/454691480http://tj.hanton.net/post/454691480Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:46:52 -0400<object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_60072add5a"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=60072add5a" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=60072add5a" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_60072add5a" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/454349244/early-bird-special-i-have-a-love-hate-thing-going" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Early Bird Special:</strong> I have a love/hate thing going for Zach Galifianakis’ web show <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/between_two_ferns" target="_blank"><em>Between Two Ferns</em></a>: On the one hand, it’s the best thing ever forever. On the other hand, is there even a point to living in a world where nothing you do will ever be as good?</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/60072add5a/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-ben-stiller" target="_blank">fod</a>.]</p> </blockquote> <p>And the other beauty of it is … that’s for reals.</p>http://tj.hanton.net/post/454647495http://tj.hanton.net/post/454647495Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:15:51 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzepahkIpu1qa0uujo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://vizualize.tumblr.com/post/454515959/via-ilovecharts" target="_blank">vizualize</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://ilovecharts.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">ilovecharts</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://tj.hanton.net/post/454604178http://tj.hanton.net/post/454604178Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:45:51 -0400<a href="http://www.coffeepartyusa.com/">The Coffee Party USA - Wake Up and Stand Up</a>: <p>I think I may join … so so so tired of Democrats v. Republicans. What about those of us in the middle?</p>http://tj.hanton.net/post/454559245http://tj.hanton.net/post/454559245Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:14:51 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzf48irbIW1qz8nfqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ringos-peaches.tumblr.com/post/454096267" target="_blank">ringos-peaches</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>OMG I REMEMBER THIS</p> </blockquote> <p>Me too! I loved how they all learned an important life lesson at the end and shared a good laugh.</p>http://tj.hanton.net/post/454377154http://tj.hanton.net/post/454377154Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:01:50 -0400<p>* Gelatinous<br/> * Oven fresh<br/> * Pants me<br/> * Your ad here<br/> * Commando<br/> * Leavenworth<br/> * Over-pants<br/> * Breezy<br/> * Front<br/> * Contains no real juice</p> <p>(via <a target="_blank" href="http://www.shoeboxblog.com/?p=15858">ShoeboxBlog</a>)</p>http://tj.hanton.net/post/452819370http://tj.hanton.net/post/452819370Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:28:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kze3cskiLG1qz8vt6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Nice try, Ryu.</p>http://tj.hanton.net/post/452767455http://tj.hanton.net/post/452767455Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:57:55 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzdd1eJayB1qzwtdlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gamefreaks.co.nz/post/451971824/1-billionth-scale-ion-model-of-enterprise-d" target="_blank">gamefreaksnz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.nerdesque.com/2010/03/09/ion-enterprise/" target="_blank">1 Billionth Scale Ion Model Of Enterprise-D | NERDESQUE</a></p> <blockquote> <p>This Starship Enterprise NCC-1701D of Star Trek was fabricated by Takayuki Hoshino & Shinji Matsui, in one-billionth scale by 30 kV Ga+ focused-ion- beam CVD using phenanthrene gas for the <a href="http://www.zyvexlabs.com/EIPBNuG/2003MicroGraph.html" target="_blank">The 47th International Conference on Electron, Ion and Photon Beam Technology and Nanofabrication Bizarre/Beautiful Micrograph Contest</a> back in 2003, which is the equivalent of a couple centuries in internet years, or 49 dog years for people who keep track of things in dog years. <strong>The model measures a mere 8.8 micrometers long.</strong> (There are 1000 micrometers in 1 millimeter)</p> <p><em>(Hits a bong)</em></p> <p><em>Dude, that’s like…really small… </em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Whatever future species ends up ruling this planet in a million years is going to stumble across this and puzzle at why humans created these. “What purpose could they have for making very small models?” … “Had they found a way to shrink themselves?” It makes me smile to think of the time they’ll waste wondering at the time we waste.</p>http://tj.hanton.net/post/452179440http://tj.hanton.net/post/452179440Tue, 16 Mar 2010 09:01:51 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tkjz5JMCU1A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tkjz5JMCU1A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://vizualize.tumblr.com/post/449665031/the-power-gap-via-demostv" target="_blank">vizualize</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkjz5JMCU1A&feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">The Power Gap</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/DemosTV" target="_blank">DemosTV</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>Sounds like Socialist mumbo-jumbo, if you ask me. “Power belongs to the people” … BAH! They wouldn’t know what to do with it. Give ME all the power and I’ll take care of the people. ;)</p>http://tj.hanton.net/post/449934971http://tj.hanton.net/post/449934971Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:32:51 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz9ss68ffJ1qaxovpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>True.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://vizualize.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">vizualize</a>)</p>http://tj.hanton.net/post/449894899http://tj.hanton.net/post/449894899Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:01:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz6ly6QkSc1qz8vt6o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>That’s what she said.</p>http://tj.hanton.net/post/444054953http://tj.hanton.net/post/444054953Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:47:59 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz6l5rUton1qz8vt6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Internet Addict</p>http://tj.hanton.net/post/443669676http://tj.hanton.net/post/443669676Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:10:39 -0500<a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-100309-farrah-fawcett-oscar-omission-reason,0,925873.story">Farrah Fawcett omission from Oscar Tribute was no mistake</a>http://tj.hanton.net/post/441915785http://tj.hanton.net/post/441915785Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:15:54 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz50bpiFpp1qz8vt6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>TV has it’s own opinion of Jay Leno.</p>http://tj.hanton.net/post/441857533http://tj.hanton.net/post/441857533Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:43:00 -0500imwithcocoteamcoco<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4w6yuv7c1qz8vt6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.bitrebels.com/geek/introducing-the-imaxi-pad-you-knew-this-was-coming/">The iMaxiPad.</a></b></p>http://tj.hanton.net/post/441759216http://tj.hanton.net/post/441759216Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:43:53 -0500